{"id":85,"date":"2008-04-23T20:16:20","date_gmt":"2008-04-24T04:16:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/driph.com\/words\/?p=85"},"modified":"2008-04-28T10:55:27","modified_gmt":"2008-04-28T18:55:27","slug":"loaded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/2008\/04\/loaded\/","title":{"rendered":"Loaded."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Absolutely nowhere on the packaging for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dreyers.com\/brand\/loaded\/index.asp?b=1416\">Dreyer&#8217;s Loaded<\/a> will you see the words <em>ice cream<\/em>. Why is this? Or more importantly, what does or doesn&#8217;t this stuff contain that prevents it from being called ice cream?<\/p>\n<p>Is there a regulatory body that determines such things?<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/driph.com\/words\/2008\/04\/the-response\/\">Dreyer&#8217;s responded<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"86\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/2008\/04\/loaded\/loaded\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/loaded.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"344,268\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"loaded\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;WHAT IS IT?!&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/loaded-300x233.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/loaded.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/loaded-300x233.jpg\" alt=\"WHAT IS IT?!\" title=\"loaded\" width=\"300\" height=\"233\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-86\" srcset=\"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/loaded-300x233.jpg 300w, https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/loaded.jpg 344w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Absolutely nowhere on the packaging for Dreyer&#8217;s Loaded will you see the words ice cream. Why is this? Or more importantly, what does or doesn&#8217;t this stuff contain that prevents it from being called ice cream? Is there a regulatory body that determines such things? UPDATE: Dreyer&#8217;s responded.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[38,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crap-i-buy","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}