{"id":721,"date":"2008-11-13T13:40:17","date_gmt":"2008-11-13T21:40:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/driph.com\/words\/?p=721"},"modified":"2008-11-14T22:51:03","modified_gmt":"2008-11-15T06:51:03","slug":"dear-residents-of-tenpenny-tower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/2008\/11\/dear-residents-of-tenpenny-tower\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear residents of Tenpenny Tower,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess <em>sorry<\/em> doesn&#8217;t really cut it right about now.<\/p>\n<p>[minor spoilers follow, and I don&#8217;t wanna get yelled at]<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/div>\n<p>Dear residents of Tenpenny Tower,<\/p>\n<p>I guess <em>sorry<\/em> doesn&#8217;t really cut it right about now.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a nice guy, honest. Too nice, sometimes, to tell you the truth. Like when that ghoul in the basement back behind your place asked if I could hit some switch for him, I said sure. Help out those in need, you know? Do unto others, and all that. Build up good karma.<\/p>\n<p>How was I supposed to know that my action would result in the unleashing of a pack of wild ferals directly into your lobby? Shouldn&#8217;t there be <em>safeguards<\/em> against that sort of thing?<\/p>\n<p>And you know, if I&#8217;m being really honest here, which I am, I have to say that some of you really had it coming. I don&#8217;t want to say <em>that&#8217;s what you get<\/em>, because then that&#8217;d be deflecting blame from myself, and that&#8217;s not entirely fair, but guys, come on. You <em>had<\/em> to know something wasn&#8217;t entirely right with that Allistair creep, that no good could eventually come of your arrangements with him. If it wasn&#8217;t me facilitating the ghoul massacre, it would&#8217;ve been something else.<\/p>\n<p>Except for you, Herbert. You were a nice guy, not a bigot like the rest, and I&#8217;ve always enjoyed your radio program. I&#8217;ll find Argyle for you, I promise. Let&#8217;s just keep the circumstances of your undoing between ourselves, shall we?<\/p>\n<p>My most sincere apologies,<br \/>\nVagary, (ex)Vault Dweller<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess sorry doesn&#8217;t really cut it right about now. [minor spoilers follow, and I don&#8217;t wanna get yelled at]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-play-list"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=721"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":735,"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions\/735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/driph.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}